Apple Caramel

Apple pie meets caramel apple in bar form. Granny Smith apples and gobs of homemade caramel on a brown sugar oatmeal crust, topped with more oatmeal crunch.

Apricot Cherry Pie Slab

Homemade flay pie crust with tart cherries and apricots inside, drizzled with vanilla icing.

Apricot Crunch

An oatmeal crust with a thick layer of apricot jam and more oatmeal crunch on top.

Bee Sting

The baker’s favorite! A shortbread with sliced almonds and honey on top.

Bent Nut

Brown sugar shortbread with a chewy peanut nougat and salty cashews.

Honey Pecan

Crunchy pecans held together with sticky-sweet honey on a shortbread base.

Kick Me in the Nuts

Brown sugar shortbread with a chewy peanut nougat and salty mixed nuts on top.

Lemon Squares

Tart and sweet lemon curd filling on a shortbread crust.

Lemon Raspberry Crunch

Two bars collide! Lemon curd with swirls of raspberry jam and oatmeal crunch topping.

Lust Bar

A shortbread base coated with homemade caramel, sprinkled with toasted slivered almonds and drizzled with bittersweet chocolate.

Nutty Blondie

AKA the Debbie Harry. A big, moist, peanutty blondie topped with peanuts and chocolate chips.

O.M.G.

This is the first thing you’ll say when you bite into this caramel s’more. A graham cracker crust is layered with homemade caramel, marshmallow, and a bittersweet chocolate glaze.

Phig Newton

Whole dates that have been cooked down with sugar, lemon juice, and spices to make yummy goo that is sandwiched in layers of homemade cookie crust.

Raspberry Crunch

An oatmeal crust with a thick layer of raspberry jam and more oatmeal crunch on top.

Rice Krispie Treat

A childhood favorite. Sometimes we mix it up with chocolate and candy.

Soccer Mom

Our version of the 7 layer bar – graham cracker crust, chocolate chips, butterscotch chips, coconut, pecans, and lots of sweet, gooey stuff.

Square Buckeye

Too lazy to make the round ones so we turned it into a bar. Sweet, creamy peanut butter concoction with a semi-sweet chocolate topping.

These Italian style cookies are crisp and slightly sweet. Great for dunking in your tea or coffee.

Almond Anise

An anise-scented biscotti with almonds.

Almond Dipped

Almond biscotti coated in bittersweet chocolate.

Cranberry Pecan Dipped

Tart dried cranberries, toasted pecans and a hint of orange, dipped in Callebaut white chocolate.

Double Chocolate Hazelnut

A chocolate biscotti with chocolate chunks and toasted hazelnuts.

Ginger

Slightly sweet biscotti with pieces of crystallized ginger.

Kahlua Dunking

A chocolate cookie flavored with Kahlua and chunks of chocolate.

Oatmeal Raisin

A lighter, crunchier biscotti with raisins.

Tart Cherry and Pistachio

Slightly sweet biscotti with pistachios and dried tart cherries.

Whether it’s an accompaniment to your morning brew or an afternoon treat, we’ve got a great selection of fruity, spicy and nutty breads and cakes.

Banana Nut Bread

Sweet and moist banana loaf with walnuts and mini chocolate chips.

Cardamom Coffee Cake

Cardamom-scented sour cream coffee cake with a swirl of sugar, ground nuts and cardamom.

Cinnamon Coffee Cake

Cinnamon cake with a cinnamon swirl and cinnamon icing!

Chocolate Banana Coffee Cake

Chocolate cake and banana cake marbled into one.

Chocolate Pound Cake

Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate! Cocoa, melted chocolate and chocolate chips make this a decadent treat for breakfast or dessert.

Cranberry Orange Walnut Bread

A tangy orange flavored loaf with fresh cranberries and walnuts.

Lemon Blueberry Pound Cake

Fresh blueberries baked into our lemon pound cake. Drizzled with a lemon glaze.

Lemon Pound Cake

Fresh lemon zest and lemon juice flavor this dense pound cake, topped with a lemon glaze.

Mandarin Orange Pound Cake

Vanilla pound cake with mandarin orange segments and orange glaze.

Marble Pound Cake

Vanilla and chocolate pound cakes swirled together for the best of both worlds.

Mocha Coffee Cake

This sour cream coffee cake has a swirl of espresso, shaved chocolate and toasted pecans.

Pear Pecan Coffee Cake

A super-moist cake with chunks of pear and a cinnamon glaze.

Pumpkin Ginger Bread

This sweet pumpkin loaf gets a kick from pieces of crystallized ginger baked right in and a ginger buttercream frosting.

Rita’s Cream Coffee Cake

A light cake made with ground walnuts.

Strawberry Pound Cake

Fresh slices of strawberry in our vanilla pound cake.

Vanilla Pound Cake

Dense and rich, like a pound cake should be, drizzled with vanilla glaze.

Zucchini Bread

This old time classic is dressed up with crushed pineapple, apple and walnuts. You’d never guess it’s packed full of healthy zucchini.

Dense and fudgy, all our brownies are made with melted Callebaut chocolate.

Plain Jane

A straight up chocolaty brownie with the right amount of fudginess.

Blazed and Confused

Brownie on top. Chocolate chip cookie on the bottom. Delicious all over.

Caramel Coconut Pecan

A tasty gooey mess of homemade caramel, coconut and toasted pecans.

Cream Cheese

The Plain Jane with a swirl of cheesecake.

Jolt

A classic combination of coffee and chocolate – the Plain Jane with an espresso cream cheese swirl.

Macaroon Brownie

Two favorites collide in this coconut-filled brownie.

Nutella

A swirl of Nutella and a sprinkle of chopped hazelnuts.

Peanut Butter

The fudgy Plain Jane with a swirl of creamy peanut butter.

PB&J

Lunch meets dessert – a flourless brownie with peanut butter and jelly. [gluten free]

Raspberry Cream Cheese

A brownie with swirls of rich cream cheese and sweet raspberry jam.

All cakes must be ordered in advance. Call the kitchen to place your order: 202.333.5506

Our cakes are dense and rich, so slice thin! Each cake is three layers and limited decoration options are available. Please call for more details.

Sizes:

  • 6 inch [feeds 6-8]
  • 8 inch [feeds 10-12]
  • 9 inch [feeds 14-16] standard size
  • 10 inch [feeds 20-24]
  • 11 inch [feeds 35-45]

Chocolate Cake

  • with vanilla buttercream
  • with vanilla buttercream and raspberry filling
  • with chocolate satin frosting
  • with chocolate satin frosting and raspberry filling
  • with chocolate satin frosting and peanut butter filling
  • with peppermint chocolate satin frosting

Vanilla Cake

  • with vanilla buttercream
  • with chocolate satin frosting
  • with espresso buttercream

Coconut Cake

Vanilla cake with vanilla buttercream, layered and covered with coconut.

Strawberry Cake

Cake with fresh strawberries and a buttercream frosting.

Red Velvet Cake

Deep red cake with cream cheese frosting.

Carrot Cake

Spiced cake with carrots and pecans and cream cheese frosting.

Lemon Cake

  • with lemon buttercream
  • with raspberry filling and lemon buttercream

All your favorite after-school-snack classics.

Big Ass and Little Ass Cookie

Sugar cookie cutouts with a buttercream glaze. We put the Baked & Wired touch with piped-on seasonal (and sometimes snarky) messages.

Brownie Chunk

A soft cookie with chunks of brownie batter baked in.

Chocolate Chip

The classic. A soft cookie with generous chunks of semisweet chocolate and a crisp bottom. Walnuts optional.

Coconut Macaroon

More like candy than a cookie. Lots of sweet coconut drizzled with bittersweet chocolate.

Double Chocolate Espresso

A dark chocolate cookie with the kick of coffee and chunks of chocolate.

Flourless Peanut Butter

Crispy cookie loaded with peanut butter. [Gluten Free]

Molasses Spice

A soft, sweet and spicy cookie.

Monster Cookie

This one’s got it all – peanut butter, oats, chocolate chips, m&m’s, and walnuts.

Neiman Marcus

Our take on the famous recipe – oatmeal, milk chocolate, toasted pecans, coconut, and semisweet chocolate chips.

Oatmeal Butterscotch

Chewy oats with butterscotch chips.

Oatmeal Raisin

A chewy classic with oats, raisins and cinnamon

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Snickerdoodle

A soft sugar cookie coated in cinnamon sugar.

Whimsical. Rustic. Delicious. Individual cakes wrapped in parchment and topped off with a swirl of rich frosting. Big enough to share, but who are you kidding?

Carrot Cake

Moist carrot-flecked cake with and even balance of spices and crunchy pecans (no raisins here) and a whole bunch of cream cheese frosting.

Chai Latte

Vanilla cake blended with chai spices and topped with a chai spiced buttercream.

Chocolate Cupcake of Doom

Eat at your own risk. Chocolate cake with a dark chocolate satin frosting.

Chocolate Satin

Vanilla cake with dark chocolate satin frosting.

Coconut

Vanilla cake and vanilla buttercream topped with lots of coconut.

Elvis Impersonator AKA The Unporked Elvis

Banana cupcake topped with peanut butter frosting and drizzled with chocolate.

German Chocolate

Light chocolate cake topped with a gooey concoction of coconut, toasted pecans and sugar.

Just Peachy

Vanilla Cake with peaches folded into the batter topped with an almond buttercream frosting.

Karen’s Birthday

Named after the owner’s mom, the family recipe for moist chocolate cake with a vanilla buttercream.

Mocha

Chocolate cake with a mocha buttercream.

Peppermint Patty

Chocolate cake with a dark chocolate satin frosting scented with peppermint. [seasonal]

Pretty Bitchin’

Chocolate cake with a crunchy peanut butter frosting.

Pumpkin Spice

A pumpkin cake topped with a pumpkin spiced cream cheese frosting. [seasonal]

Razmanian Devil

Lemon cake with a raspberry jam center topped with lemon buttercream.

Red Velvet

A little chocolate, a little vanilla, and lots of deep red color, topped with a heap of cream cheese frosting.

Smurfette

Fresh blueberries are baked into vanilla cake, topped with lemon buttercream. [seasonal]

Strawberry Cupcake

The bestseller! Vanilla cake with fresh strawberries folded in the batter finished with a swirl of pink buttercream.

Teresa’s Birthday Cake

The family recipe for moist tangy chocolate cake with a maple buttercream. This cake was made for the baker on her birthday.

Texas Sheetcake

Chocolate cake with a hint of cinnamon. While the cake is still warm we slather it with chocolate-pecan frosting that oozes into the cake to make a praline-like topping.

Vanilla Latte

Your favorite drink made edible. Vanilla cake with an espresso buttercream.

Vanilla on Vanilla

Vanilla on vanilla. Duh.

Our homegrown granola is dangerously addictive and perfect with milk, yogurt or all by itself. A mix of oats, pecans, slivered almonds, and coconut all toasted up and mixed with dried cherries, apricots, currants, cranberries and a touch of honey.

Not too sweet, and perfect for breakfast on the run.

Donut Muffin

The love-child of two breakfast favorites and a Tuesday & Friday morning treat. A cinnamon muffin rolled in cinnamon sugar. Baked, not fried.

Ponut

The donut muffin with a raspberry filling, just like the cops favorite donuts!

Apple Cinnamon

A sweet cinnamon muffin with chunks of apple and a crumb topping.

Blueberry

A rich, sweet muffin bursting with blueberries and a crumb topping.

Blueberry Cream Cheese

Our regular blueberry muffin with a sweetened cream cheese filling.

Cranberry Walnut

A sweet muffin with fresh cranberries and crunchy walnuts and a crumb topping.

Mandarin Orange

A tasty muffin with mandarin orange segments and a crumb topping.

Pumpkin Cream Cheese

A spiced pumpkin with a sweetened cream cheese filling.

Raspberry

A tasty muffin with a sweet raspberry filling and a crumb topping.

Each of our pies is handmade from scratch, just like Grandma made or maybe even a little better. The crust is flaky, and the fillings made from seasonal produce, homemade custards and high quality nuts and chocolate. Our pies are available by the slice in the store, or order a whole one for your next dinner party!

Apple Blueberry Crumb

Tart apples and blueberries with a crunchy crumb topping.

Apple Cranberry Crumb

Perfect for fall! Tart apples and cranberries with a crunchy crumb topping.

Apple Crumb

Tart apples and a hint of cinnamon with a crunchy crumb topping.

Banana Cream

Homemade vanilla pudding with a layer of bananas in a baked pie shell.

Blueberry

Blueberries with a dash of cinnamon in a double crust. [vegan]

Blueberry Ginger

A tasty twist – blueberries and crystallized ginger in a double crust. [vegan]

Cherry

Tart cherries in a double crust. [vegan]

Cherry Berry

Tart cherries, blackberries, blueberries and raspberries in a double crust. [vegan]

Chocolate Cream

Homemade chocolate pudding in a baked pie shell.

Coconut Cream

Homemade vanilla pudding with sweetened coconut in a baked pie shell.

Fresh Strawberry

Fresh strawberries with homemade strawberry compote in a baked pie shell (seasonal). [vegan]

Key Lime

Tangy sweet key lime filling with a sour cream top in a graham cracker crust.

Peach Cream

Peaches smothered in a creamy custard topped with a lattice crust.

Peach Ginger

Sweet summer peaches and crystallized ginger in a double crust. [vegan]

Pecan

Crunchy pecans and a sweet, sticky filling in a baked pie shell.

Pecan Kahlua Chocolate Chip

The Southern tradition with a few twists – a splash of Kahlua and a sprinkle of chocolate chips.

Pumpkin

A traditional Thanksgiving favorite of creamy pumpkin puree in a baked pie shell. [seasonal]

Strawberry

Strawberries baked in a double crust. [vegan]

Strawberry Rhubarb

Sweet strawberries and tart rhubarb in a double crust (seasonal). [vegan]

Vanilla Cream

Homemade vanilla pudding in a baked pie shell.

Very Berry

Blackberries, blueberries, and raspberries in a double crust. [vegan]

Flaky homemade crust is filled with egg custard, cheese, meats and veggies.

Ham & Gruyere

A homemade crust filled with the classic breakfast combo of eggs, ham and cheese.

Manly Quiche

The baker’s Dad always said “Real men do NOT eat quiche” but this is the only exception. There’s bacon, sausage, and gruyere in creamy egg custard and a homemade crust.

Mixed Veggie

Homemade crust filled with egg custard, smooth goat cheese and a mix of zucchini, peppers and summer squash.

Potato Gruyere

A homemade crust filled with egg custard and chunks of red potato, red onion and gruyere cheese.

Rustic Potato Rosemary

A less fancy version of our quiche. A homey crust envelops red potatoes, fresh rosemary and eggs.

Salmon Goat Cheese

Classic brunch combo in quiche form – chunks of fresh salmon and goat cheese in egg custard and a homemade crust.

Spinach & Feta

Loads of spinach and feta cheese topped with tomatoes in an egg custard and a homemade crust.

Irish Manly

Dad will eat this one too! Same as the straight up manly (bacon and sausage) with red potatoes and creamy egg custard in a homemade crust.

Sometimes just one cookie isn’t enough. We take two homemade cookies and sandwich sweet frosting between them.

Berthas

Soft oatmeal cookies filled with cream cheese frosting.

Double Chocolate Mocha

Dark, chewy chocolate cookies with a mocha buttercream filling.

Ginjah Lemon

Soft ginger cookies filled with a lemon honey buttercream.

Ginger Snap

Spicy cookies with a cream cheese filling.

Karen’s Kahlua Hearts

Dark chocolate espresso sandwich cookie with a kahlua buttercream inside. It’s like an Oreo, but so much better!

Pumpkin Rox

Pumpkin cookies with currants filled with cream cheese frosting. [seasonal]

Peanut Butter Sin-wiches a.k.a Why Not?

Peanut Butter cookies filled with our dark chocolate satin frosting.

Chive & Cheese

A savory buttery delight with cheese and fresh chives.

Chocolate Chip

A rich breakfast treat with Callebaut chocolate chips.

Currant Orange

A buttery orange-scented scone with tart dried currants.

Ginger

A sweet scone made with chopped crystallized ginger.

Ham & Cheese

Perfect for breakfast on the run. A tasty treat with ham and cheese baked right in.

Even Fido can get baked! Your canine pals will love our homemade and handrolled all-natural dog treats.

Available in five flavors:

  • Bacon & Cheese
  • BBQ Kitty Riblets
  • Chicken & Cheese
  • Minty Fresh Breath
  • PB Crunch

what’s brewing

  • Espresso:
    • Black Cat Intelligentsia
    • Hair Bender Stumptown
  • Single Pour:
    • Available all day on weekends and after noon on weekdays. We offer a changing selection of single pour coffees from:
    • Intelligentsia, Stumptown, and Counter Culture
  • Brew:
    • Valle del Santuario (San Jose Del Alto, Peru) Counter Culture

quote of the week

“what you don’t understand, you can make mean anything”